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Joke of the Day

"Divorce.... Is the fucking you get for the fucking you got!"

"How did the blind priest find the choir boys? Satisfying."

"The drinking age in Alabama has changed to 25 Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school"

"I've just spoke with a woman who said she met me at a vegetarian club last week I could have sworn I've never met herbivore"

"Life is like photography we develop from the negatives."

"Some guys robbed a bank, and to escape, they blew a hole in the wall... the police are looking into it."

"Did you guys hear that Donald Trump met with the Bilderberg group? They are the Buildawall group now."

"I forgot my baby was in the backseat of my car and I accidentally threw my case of beer on him He was ok though. It was light beer."

"What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common? Both are outdated currency."

"So let me get this straight: Trump supporters are butt hurt because someone overgeneralized them and called them a mean name? Oh, the irony."