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"Wanna hear a joke? My bank account... :("
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"In most conversations, my face is basically a red battery logo with 10% written next to it."
"Yesterday I took laxatives and laughing gas at the same time...... For shits and giggles."
"What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant? It'll Dimsum."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... microwaved for 69 seconds."
"My biological clock must be off.. I'm getting morning wood in the evening"
"2016: The year Brock Turner got sentenced to 3 months but America got 4 years."
"Being dark skinned is a CHOICE. In just a few years, through prayer, celebrity Beyonce is almost completely white. You can change too."
"Unshakable Fact # 4 Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was killed by the woman's husband."
"What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle? The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside."