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Joke of the Day

"What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer? It was a bit buggy."

"The best vacation? Close your eyes and throw a dart at a map. Where did it land? Doesn't matter. Just keep your eyes closed and go to sleep."

"Just saw the hottest DILF! (it was glazed)"

"What gas is best dressed at a dinner party? Formaldehyde"

"What do you call a cheese that's not yours? My cheese!"

"""The powder | ""The pow| ""The power | ""The power of Cheese | ""The power of Ch| ""The power of Christ compels you!"" - The AutocorrExorcist"

"Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put some music they don't like on"

"Is that a booger in your nose? No, it's snot."

"Apparently Michael Jackson was also a gifted baseball player. He was big in the minors."

"For sale Dead Budgie Not going cheep"