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Joke of the Day

"What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer? It was a bit buggy."

"Chicken and the Egg were sitting in bed. The Egg looks at the Chicken and says, ""we sure answered THAT question."""

"A Chicken and an Egg are sitting in bed. The Egg looks depressed; the Chicken satisfied. Not much of a joke, but it solves which came first."

"If you call a foreigner who wants to be Japanese a weeaboo and a foreigner who wants to be British a teeaboo what do you call a person who wants to be a Canadian? A Caribou"

"So, to re-cap... ...I put the top back on my pen."

"Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from jail last night? Yeah, there's a small medium at large!"

"HR said I'm not allowed to try to hang co-workers with an extension cord. Dunno what I'm supposed to use though, they wouldn't tell me."

"What do you call a communist pirate? Lutin."

"*Detective stands over murder victim* This looks like a case of... *Takes off sunglasses* *Removes contacts* *Brushes teeth* *Goes to bed*"

"This youth group broke the number one cardinal rule of making money at a Car Wash. They let the fat chick hold the car wash sign."