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Joke of the Day

"Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth."

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"Dear public restrooms: A toilet paper dispenser should turn loosely. Nobody wants to wipe their ass with a handful of confetti."
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"Dating tip: Girls love mysterious guys. For example, tell her ""Im a lawyer.Or AM I?"" then hum the Twilight Zone theme and turn into an eagle"
"There are two kinds of people. Those who admit they pee in the shower, and goddamn liars."
"""Hm. I love being bored and injured. I just wish it was also expensive and cold."" - the invention of skiing"
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"Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!"
"Twitter drama doesn't have anything on LinkedIn drama."