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Joke of the Day

"Girlfriend and I broke up Now I have no friends. Sadly. A true dark joke."

"Biden: I think if we just leave a small- Obama: No Biden: Just a small Mouse Trap inspired- Obama: No booby traps, Joe"

"One time I didn't masturbate for 11 years... ...Then I turned 12."

"A man and a fortune teller make a compromise and reach a happy medium."

"Nothing like an 8:00 meeting on a Monday morning to remind you that your best years are behind you."

"Why are there so many Redditor archeologists? Because /r/jokes loves digging up the past."

"What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him? Get off me holmes!"

"What do you call it when an immigrant and a pedophile get into a fight? Alien Vs. Predator"

"What is a vampires favorite drink? ."

"*hand grenades* *blow torch* *AK 47* *sulfuric acid* *ninja training* My Google search history yesterday after I found a spider."