175210

Joke of the Day

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat."

"I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would've been a lot more interesting."

"The preacher tells me today... "" I hardly see you in church. You need to join the army of the Lord"". I said... ""I am. I'm in the secret service"""

"There are three types of people: 1. Annoying people 2. Annoying people I am sleeping with 3. People I haven't met"

"I am a Chinese, and this is what I think about Chinese joke: Hao funny. (Hao means """", which can mean yes, good or very)"

"A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef."

"Did this many people have birthdays before Facebook?"

"How to rap like Pit Bull: Spanish Spanish Spanish Mr Worldwide DALE!!"

"""You're not the Bruce Springsteen of me!"" - Angry employee from New Jersey"

"What did the robot say to the centipede? ""Stop being a centipede."" Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime."