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Joke of the Day
"Botanists should run the fashion industry... ...they really have style."
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"When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks? In the punchlines."
"One thing I've learned about this world is that there are always going to be people who want to change you. -babies"
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only cums once a year"
"FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks I can't stand Chinese food."
"What's a porn star's favorite dessert? Cookies and MILF"
"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your momma can't take a joke."
"How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman? Well, there is a vast difference."
"Me: You need to eat vegetables instead of candy if you want to be tall. 4-year-old: I'll just be small and happy."
"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"