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Joke of the Day
"How did Kurt Cobain die? With a Cobang"
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"It would have been way more anticlimactic if the video game had been called ""Where in the World is Carmen? San Diego."""
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"Why doesn't India celebrate halloween? No Gandhi"
"Did you hear the joke #4126?"
"How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos"
"my lawyer wants me to turn myself into the police but I keep telling him impersonating a cop is what got me into trouble in the first place"
"My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to reheat the leftover turkey from last night's NYE dinner. I told her I quit hot food, cold turkey"
"Why should you not argue with a decimal? Because decimals always have a point."
"That's the story about a penguin breathing by his ass One-day he sit and dye"