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Joke of the Day
"If I die before I wake, I pray the lord will clear my browsing history."
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"Just found out I'm colorblind it came out of the yellow."
"My friend doesn't like being called Squidward. He told me, ""But I hate SpongeBob..."" I said, ""That's the spirit!"""
"what is it about suicide bomber and sperm they both come out bursting"
"I'd like to welcome everyone with a car visor CD holder to the year 2011. We understand and accept your simple ways here in the future."
"Did you hear about the Chinese guy who moved to America and turned white? He was really disoriented."
"The mayor of Baltimore"
"The Man-whisperer. My dog at 6am."
"I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it."
"Why do feminist Jewish girls never give blowjobs? Because men are pigs, and pork isn't kosher."