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Joke of the Day

"Just found out I'm colorblind it came out of the yellow."

"I married a beautiful woman - a smart one too. Hopefully they'll never meet."

"You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."

"Last year for Christmas I got my little brother an abacus in the shape of a medieval Stronghold... He hated it and was really ungrateful. Our dad said ""Hey! It's the fort that counts."""

"If a gay jumped onto your friend's back... would you help to toss him off?"

"My wife gave me a leaflet about anger management last week... I lost it."

"Password must contain a capital letter, a number, a plot, a protagonist with some character development, and a surprise ending."

"What's Miley Cyrus eating for Thanksgiving.. Twerky!"

"I beat my chess opponent in less than five moves with a baseball bat."

"Mexican Magician There was a Mexican Magician standing on the stage. He said, ""On the count of three, I will make myself disappear!"" ""Uno!"" ""Dos!"" POOF! He disappeared without a tres!"