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Joke of the Day
"So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses."
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"There's two types of people in this world: those who finish their sentences,"
"I like my women like I like my wings Covered in BBQ sauce"
"A vegan girl told me that, ""If you eat beef, you're basically a velociraptor."" In what world is that not totally awesome."
"My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Edinburgh zoo."
"How many gay guys can sit on a stool? Four, if you flip it upside down."
"Nobody should regret anything that made them smile."
"Astrophysicists still struggling to explain the Big Bang Theory: ""It's a corny show! We just don't get it!"" said one astrophysicist."
"What do you call an Italian man with a rubber toe Roberto"
"Saw a bumper sticker with a gun and ""I don't call 911!"" Jesus. I hope his wife doesn't fall down the stairs. ""Sorry darlin'."" -*BLAM BLAM*"