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Joke of the Day
"So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses."
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"If 50 cent went broke what would he still have? lotta bills.."
"what do you call a fraction where the numerator is bigger than the denominator?(dirty joke) missionary position."
"I'd kick you in the vagina..... ...but I am afraid I would lose my shoe."
"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day."
"My doctor said I need freshly squeezed orange juice everyday I cannot concentrate!"
"Shouldn't octopus apendages be called eightacles?"
"I got mugged yesterday... The mugger said, ""Give me your money or you're science."" I said, ""Don't you mean history?"" He said, ""Don't try and change the subject."""
"I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. ""Cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out your bum?!"
"I have recently learned that it is considered poor form to sit on Santa's lap and ask to be made a widow for Christmas... The more you know."