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Joke of the Day
"I'm having a hard time... contrtolling my erections."
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"What did the kids say to the gay rabbit? Silly faggot, Dicks are for chicks!"
"If I learned anything from Forest Gump it's that people who love to run are retarded."
"What's he difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes *down* the chimney."
"How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb? 0, the light bulb has to want to change itself."
"Dark humor is like food... not everybody gets it."
"A trooper asks a sergeant: - Is it true that man descended from a monkey? - Yes troopers possibly were. But not sergeants."
"Dude, your girlfriend's tits are so saggy... I bet she walked straight off of page 12 of National Geographic Magazine."
"My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars'. I said: ""May divorce be with you."""
"Titanic, but with literally thousands of cats."