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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the latest Calvin Klein Lawsuit? Yeah - but it wasn't much of a suit. It was actually a brief case."

"I used to go out with a girl who had a wooden leg. Everything went smoothly, then I broke it off."

"A man walked into a bar... ...and stayed there my whole childhood. ^:("

"How to lose weight - Doctor, I'm fat, how do I lose weight? - Just move your head from left to right and from right to left. - How many times , doctor ? - Every time someone offers you food."

"These cat babies are straight up gangsta. I'm going to name them all after Friends characters. The one I hate will be Ross."

"The Cleveland Browns Title says it all"

"Don't you just hate it when you finally get the courage to confess your love to someone and they just stare at you, meow and walk away."

"I was sacked yesterday for being a pervert. I don't understand why, I'm always hard at work."

"""I heard you were responsible for like 30 million deaths. That's crazy."" Jimmy Fallon interviewing Stalin"

"Why couldn't the butter quit his gambling addiction? HE WAS ON A ROLL!"