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Joke of the Day
"People are like the digestive system. In the end, they're all assholes."
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"Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working."
"Someone: What are you up to? Me: Fuxing with all my facebook friends via their newsfeeds. You?"
"All this talk about Trump hating immigrants... Yet he married two of them."
"Once while eating bacon I said I was ""getting piggy with it"" and now I have no friends."
"[Interview] ""Why'd you leave ur last job?"" My boss felt threatened by me [Flashback to juggling lighters after dousing boss in gasoline]"
"(Dirty) joke from 14th century (or maybe even older) What is long and likes to pry in a hole? A key."
"What did the welshman do... ...when his girlfriend asked him how many sexual partners he'd had? Fell Asleep"
"With so many gay people nowadays... It's hard to keep them all straight."
"one time I saw a guy playing with a yoyo walk into a street sign. I laughed so hard that it changed me. It changed everything."