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Joke of the Day

"So I met a Jewish girl at the bar last night... [NSFW] She asked me for my number so I wrote it on her arm. Haven't heard from her since..."

"What us the difference between white, brown and black people? The time God took to cook us"

"Unknown numbers calling and leaving 3 seconds of silence as a voicemail is the greatest unsolved mystery of my life."

"did you know that the earth used to be 100% water? that was until yo momma got thirsty."

"9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing, 100 are geting head and you are reading my status. Hang in there mate"

"Did you know that West Virginia's state sport is sex? It's a game the whole family can enjoy!"

"This Kit Kat commercial is making some awfully big assumptions about both my generosity and number of friends."

"I scream. You scream. We all scream. This fancy wine bars toilet gender signs were unclear."

"Why are rosary beads so small? Because altar boys are really tight."

"I don't really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there."