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Joke of the Day
"My boyfriend didn't think the joke I made up was funny - what do Jews call Jesus? JEWSUS"
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"My girlfriends are like computers. I mistreat them, load them with viruses, and then I break them."
"I hate it when my girlfriend tells me she's about to come I have shitty cellphone reception."
"Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, then turn it to the left. Repeat this every time you are offered something to eat."
"Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?"
"a C, Eb, and a G walk into a bar... The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve minors here,"" so the Eb walks out and the C and the G have a fifth between them."
"When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts? During Black Friday."
"A man on crutches walks into his local Ice-Cream shop.. He asks the lady behind the desk for a Knickerbocker Glory. She says; ""Crushed nuts?"" He says; ""No, a sprained ankle"""
"How are blizzards and men alike? You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last"
"Last night I had a nightmare that Ann Coulter died and came back to haunt me... ...she was a coultergeist"