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Joke of the Day
"What is the most common disease for lettuce? Icebergers."
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"Heard this one from my 8 year old and couldn't stop laughing Q: Who made King Arthur's table round? A: Sir Cumference"
"After giving up crack, I've been sniffing brake fluid for months. It's okay - I can stop anytime I want."
"Bar joke A monk, a rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says ""what is this? Some kind of joke?"""
"Are you seeing someone? Me: Are you seeing someone? Girl: Um, no. Me: Not even a psychiatrist?"
"i'll never forget what my Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"A pirate walks into a bar The bartender says ""Hey, you have a steering wheel in your pants."" ""Aye,"" the pirate replies. ""It's drivin' me nuts!"""
"What do you call a bunch of crows that go to church? A mass murder"
"What vehicle does Hitler use to fly ? Heil-acopter"
"How come Jesus didnt play hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards!"