3034
Joke of the Day
"What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything."
Next Joke
"What is rhubarb? Celery with high blood pressure."
"What's a hipster's biggest problem? You probably haven't heard it."
"Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright."
"*Adobe update puts on fake moustache and glasses* Hi, my name is iOS 7, would you like to download updates?"
"The fastest way to learn a foreign language is to take a lover who speaks that language, which makes me wonder about Mr. Ed."
"Netflix just announced it's raising the price and changing it's slogan to ""One movie you wanna see and a thousand others you never heard of"""
"Just saw an Italian guy from New Jersey in an Ed Hardy hat reading a book! Ha, just kidding. He was raping."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist."
"Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open."