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"I put another shrimp on the barbie and now Ken is all pissed off."
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"Boss: You're late Me: Sorry, my clock was set to Australian time Boss: That would make today Saturday Me: You're right. I'll go home"
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"If storks bring babies, what kind of bird doesn't bring any babies? A swollow."
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"What joke has sebadoh for a punch line? A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery."
"What do you get if you cross a rapist with a tractor? Fertilizer"