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Joke of the Day
"A Roman soldier walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers please"""
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"Did you see that new porno for necrophiliacs? It's called ""Sex Feet Under""."
"The Illuminati is the belief that the most powerful ppl on Earth are in a conspiracy to leave giant clues that they're part of a conspiracy."
"What's Mario's favourite clothing? Denim denim denim"
"Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball? Because he can't make 3's"
"I saw a couple of adjectives and a pronoun nervously smoking outside court yesterday. Probably awaiting sentencing."
"Woman Goes Doctor Latvia Woman go to see doctor. Doctor shake head and say, ""Six more days life then die."" Woman is feel sad. Woman asks, ""Is no thing I can take?"" Doctor say, ""Food."""
"I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !"
"A very short ginger joke The only soul a ginger has is on their feet."
"What type of bee makes milk? A boo-bee"