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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball? Because he can't make 3's"
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"My wife asked me to take out the trash. I said, ""Why Should I? You cooked it!"""
"Quick question Do clippers games count as sold out if the stadium is three fifths full?"
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"I had 13 items in the 12 items or less line, so I just put a banana in my pocket."
"If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car then it would perform illegal operations and crash."
"What did the Klansman say to the Muslim? Psst...Who washes your ... sheets?"
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"What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated milk."
"Did you hear about the American Indian who died from drinking too much tea? He drowned in his own tepee!"