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"Hey, did you guys know Vicodin *isn't* like Flinstones chewables, at all."
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"""Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation!"" -Dolphin realtor"
"30 people walk into a bar This is the worst game of limbo I've ever seen"
"Ever wonder where people got their surnames from? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher might have been a butcher. ...then there's Mr. Dickinson."
"Getting asked 'you want a fork' by a hot Chinese waitress is misleading as fork to my american ears"
"What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? A beer-a-cuda !"
"11yo son just walked by. If Axe was a drug, I'd be stoned right now."
"Nothing is creepier than watching someone hula hoop with a serious look on their face."
"A moderator is browsing /r/worldnews..."
"What did the sadist do to the masochist? Nothing."