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Joke of the Day
"Remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else"
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"What is the national sport of North Korea? Ping-Pyong-yang"
"""We don't serve faster than light neutrinos here."" A neutrino walks into a bar."
"A man like me is hard to find. I trim maze hedges."
"I hate when interviewers ask ""why do you want this job?"" So many responses run through my head, but I don't want to sound unprofessional by saying ""because I need the fucking money."""
"How many men does it take to change a light bulb? Not all of them."
"[interview] What is your greatest strength? ""Throwing my voice"" You're hired! ""Ok great, thanks"" Wait I didn't say- oh wow you're good"
"What's a British student's favourite drink? M.I.Tea"
"When I get on facebook I get excited when I see the red numbers over the globe thing until I open it and find it is for a stupid game request."
"What do Leonardo DiCaprio & anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common? Their odds of winning are the same"