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Joke of the Day

"A man like me is hard to find. I trim maze hedges."

"What is the worst part about an unfinished joke?"

"You know those before-after models? I'm a professional before model"

"Officer: Did u know your back light is out Me: I don't know if you noticed... I'm inside the car. You had a bit of an advantage"

"""Crocodile after awhile."" - Yoda"

"Why did the dolphin get a fair trial? Because Habeas Porpoise."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No idee-er. (idea) Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no idee-er."

"I've been trying to hide my erectile dysfunction from my girlfriend... But I just don't think I can keep it up for much longer."

"What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors? Harambre"

"I put on Shrek and fell asleep. I woke up and it was over. I ogre slept."