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Joke of the Day

"""We don't serve faster than light neutrinos here."" A neutrino walks into a bar."

"friend: Try this me[takes drink] It's wine friend: Did you detect a hint of anything? me:Alcohol friend: But what did it taste like? me:Wine"

"What kind of riddle has no answer?"

"Why didn't Hitler ever order a french dip? Because he hates au jus."

"I wanted to be a standup comedian.. they asked me to sit down."

"What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio? Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy."

"Hey, are you a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree? BIRCH I MIGHT BE"

"What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics? Radicals. He loved finding the ""root"" of problems..."

"""Dad, I'm suicidal."" ""Hi suicidal, I'm dad."""

"How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business? Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup? It seems kinda unwieldy to me)"