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Joke of the Day
"crazy to think that back in the 1940s, extra guacamole at chipotle only cost a nickel"
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"In light of the recent NASA news.... Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in a piece of gum? No? Well he got stuck in Orbit."
"Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant."
"If life was a RPG and inbreeding was a skill set The royal family would be at the top of the tier"
"Snoop Dogg; Shake what'cha momma gave you. Me; Ummm... ok. <vigorously shakes a frozen lasagna>"
"Got a new roommate. She cleans my room, I clean hers. We are maid for each other."
"I react to the phrase ""open bar"" the way my dog reacts to everything"
"What is James Bond's favourite drug? Viagra, so he can Roger Moore."
"Is the volcano mean or nice? He was mean because he interrupts. (Courtesy of a family member - Benjamin)"
"Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read? Because it's re-fined!"