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Joke of the Day

"Tasteless Stephen King Joke When Rachel Creed came back from the dead, Louis killed her with a 12 Gage."

"Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him... Like his hairy behind and his wife."

"If a man opens the car door for his wife... it's either a new car or a new wife."

"What did one Jew say to the other Jew? Is it just me, or is this room getting really hot??"

"Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*."

"What did Donald Trump say to his wife Melania in the voting booth? Don't copy Michelle on this one."

"I asked for a ham and swiss, you gave me a meatball instead Woops, wrong sub."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles"

"Police in Yorkshire have discovered a new method of taking Ecstasy, where users dab it into their mouths... E by gum"

"A talking penguin walked into a bar and the bar tender said: ""Hey, we don't usually get a lot of talking penguins."" And the penguin responded: ""Well, no wonder - at these prices!"""