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Joke of the Day

"Student l: ""Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?"" Student 2: ""They are?"" Student 1: ""Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"""

"Chuck Norris' feet accounted for more damage in 2005 than both the war in Iraq and Hurricane Katrina."

"I'm the kind of person that likes to be honest on April Fools April fools!"

"Lying is a sin! I heard a woman lied to her husband about sleeping with another man. Now there's a whole religion over it."

"If you hate yourself, just drink alcohol like an adult; there's no need to vote for Trump."

"Canadian Army training is 6 weeks of learning how to throw a snowball."

"(whispering): Siri, whose bed am I in?"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? *Boom*"

"Mary had a little lamb, until she learned about lamb chops."

"Why was the Router released early from prison? It had connections."