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Joke of the Day
"What type of bees produce milk? Boo-bees!"
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"The two things to remember when ur a pothead 1)U lose short term memory 2) Damn! I know there's something else"
"A gymnast walks on a bar."
"Why can't java programmers see well? Because of the eclipse."
"Q: What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug? A: It loses its cool."
"I'm thankful for the Buffalo Soldiers who fought tirelessly for our chicken wings."
"*puts on satin, full length pajamas for men, slips into bed* yes... time to text some girls the word 'hey' and only the word 'hey'"
"""Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the tru-"" I choose dare, your honor ""Bailiff, please hi-five the defendant"""
"What did the elephant say to the man? How do you breathe through something so small?"
"What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common? The both came in a little behind"