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Joke of the Day
"What type of bees produce milk? Boo-bees!"
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"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand"
"Commercial for Twitter dot com: *man yells nonsense out his window* Narrator: Don't you wish there were a better way?"
"So I organized a threesome last night.... There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had fun."
"What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant!"
"What's the difference between eating at a restaurant and standing in a field of cows? I don't tip at restaurants."
"*adds lol to the end of a message to sound less mean*"
"""What happens to germaphobes?"" They wash their hands so often, they dry out and people assume they have AIDS."
"Sure I named my black cat Blackie and my grey cat Grey, but you need to be a little less obvious with babies. Isn't that right, Mistake?"
"Who is this guy named Rorschach and why does he paint pictures of my parents fighting?"