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Joke of the Day
"If I'm going to have to become a communist... Then so be it."
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"Did you hear that Jenner accident was actually caused by the car? Bruce was having tranny problems."
"What's the worst thing about losing your hand You're also losing your girlfriend"
"The first thing you'll need if you're planning on stealing an ostrich from the zoo is a car with a sunroof"
"[me, leaving a funeral] That was fantastic. Let's do this again sometime."
"People say that it's unethical to eat meat But I feel good every time I eat bacon and remember that I've taken a pig that was living a squalid and miserable life and sent it to heaven."
"i like trains thats the joke. HAHAHAHAH!!!!"
"""Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?"" (Dalai Lama job interview)"
"My hair is so long, it started growing it's own hair. Don't take that too seriously, it's metafollicle."
"Wife: You're so lucky, I'm like a trophy wife! Me: Wow, I'd hate to see what they gave to the second place guy."