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Joke of the Day
"You wanna know how to intrigue someone? I'll tell you tomorrow."
Next Joke
"A baby crawls into a bar... He asks the bartender for a milk. The bartender says, ""I guess you want that in a bottle?"". The baby replies, ""What do you have on tit?"""
"Do you like Wendy's? Reply: Yes! Answer: you like it when deez nuts in yo face"
"Blood is thicker than water and a lot harder to clean off the walls."
"What do you call a cold cafe worker? A burrrista."
"What do you call a bee that gets engaged? A Beyonce."
"ME: I hate the Kentucky Derby. You get all dressed up and excited and the whole thing only lasts 15 seconds WIFE: Oh is that right"
"Did you hear the founders of New York City were Jewish..... Who else can buy the most valuable land in the world for 26 seashells."
"Sorry I tweeted before texting you back. Sorry I opened your Snapchat but didn't respond. Sorry these are things we actually worry about now"
"What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?. A tearjerker"