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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep an idiot busy? You tell a joke on Reddit"
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"How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair"
"Body: All done? Brain: All done. Body: goodnight Brain: goodnight Body: Brain: Brain: Flintstone tiptoed a lot for a big dude"
"What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub? Throw your laundry in with them."
"You would think that, if you pulled a snail's shell off, then it would be able to move faster. I tried it, but they seem to be more sluggish."
"I just saw a guy with a hook hand and a ponytail. Dude, you cut off the wrong thing."
"What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once."
"Why shouldn't you commit a crime in front of an Indian women? She's always recording."
"That ONE time In class you raise your hand, and some motherfucker screams out the answer."
"Why can't pirates play any card games? Because someone's always on the deck!"