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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep an idiot busy? You tell a joke on Reddit"

"A guy with a gun enters a bar... ""Who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" He snarled. A voice was heard in the background, ""You don't have enough bullets mate!"""

"My idea of a romantic dinner for two involves a surprising amount of papier-mache dinosaurs."

"What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle? ""Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."""

"Extra car key Extra house key Extra storage unit key Key to an extra apartment with a liquor cabinet - Keys to a successful relationship"

"I thought it was funny... Came up with this one yesterday ""What did off-center say to tilted? I don't know either he told me to askew!"""

"Anti Jokes How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!"

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans."

"I wish I was poor one day in my life... Because being poor everyday sucks..."

"007 then and now 007 then: Shaken not stirred. 007 now: Trimmed not shaved."