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Joke of the Day
"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution."
Next Joke
"What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion."
"I've started my new diet by putting a salad in front of the beer. Thus I have to move it to get a beer. Because exercise is important too."
"Have you ever nicknamed somebody Penny.. because they didn't make a lot of sense?"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun."
"Whoa whoa whoa... I was stalking her first buddy..."
"Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke? Please don't go off on a tangent."
"Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!"
"sorry I cut you off mid-sentence so I could sprint after an ice cream truck"
"I think my husband cheated on me. Not one of our kids resembles him at all..."