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Joke of the Day

"1st old man says ""I wish I could pee with no problems"", 2nd old man says ""I wish I could poop easily"", 3rd old man says ""I easily do both by 10am...."" "".... problem is, I don't wake up til noon"""

"The worst Jewish joke ever... An old Jewish guy comes up to and old Jewish lady and says... ""So what's your number?""..."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We need to get some support, before people think we're nuts!"

"Every vote counts! Unless you forget to post your I voted sticker on Facebook, those ballots get thrown into an incinerator."

"Lobsters gonna lobst."

"That artsy picture you took of your Jack Daniels really spoke to me. It said ""This persons an alcoholic but still takes decent pictures."""

"I hate it when I'm having the most delicious meal in the world and someone walks into the kitchen and tells me to get out of their house."

"Who was the most important Knight of the Round Table? Sir Cumference."

"This game is like having sex in the woods It's fucking intents"

"""Goodnight moon."" *Moon takes out one earbud* ""No, Pepsi is not ok."""