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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen www.usedmatch.com? Yes but I didn't find it striking."
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"Trying to convince a kid, no matter the age, that they're tired, is like trying to tell a drunk they're drunk. Denial & anger will follow."
"People are like the digestive system. In the end, they're all assholes."
"if you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a videocamera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out"
"I wanna die by getting stuck my lightning Shocking, I know."
"Please pray for me.. Tomorrow I will be going to the hospital, I think there is something wrong with my eyes. Every time I look in my wallet I see nothing."
"What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about? AVOCADO'S NUMBER!"
"What were Tarzan's last words? WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE."
"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you drop a load in it."
"Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop."