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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen www.usedmatch.com? Yes but I didn't find it striking."
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"What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating? ""Man, wall mounts are awesome."""
"Overheard on the organ black market ""Got awful grammar? Buy this colon!"""
"How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? 10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better."
"What the Diffrence between Chinese and Mexican food? Chinese food comes out in about 15-20 minutes and Mexican food comes outta you in about 15-20 minutes."
"I need a new assistant for my knife-throwing act. Also need a large rug and a gallon of bleach. Please RT."
"What do you call the stupidest fish in the sea? A dumb bass."
"Which Vice President was the best at making beats? Algorithm"
"Cop: You know why I pulled you over? Me: Seriously? You forgot already??"
"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the zoo."