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Joke of the Day
"A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture."
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"America leads the world in religious people who use 'bless your heart' as an insult."
"The idea that someone would be upset NOT to be invited to a wedding is so confusing to me."
"What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? I doesn't matter, it won't come when you call it."
"Guy comes home with a flower bouquet... ""Guess I'll have to spread my legs now"", says the wife. ""Why? Don't you have a vase?"" the husband replies."
"What's the difference between a Greyhound Bus depot filled with old people, and a crab with DD boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the others a busty crustacean."
"Why did the Mexican take xanax? Hispanic attacks."
"You should always carry pepper when you go into the city In case you become a victim of a-salt!"
"I want to see where the indians live.... But I have my reservations."