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Joke of the Day

"I want to see where the indians live.... But I have my reservations."

"I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today... The lifeguard shouted at me so loudly, I almost fell in."

"Today I saw a girl wearing camouflage pants. They didn't show her ass very well."

"those damn vegans still drinking water?!?! That's a fish's house, you nasty savages!!"

"A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood"

"*walks out into irradiated air using an antique porcelain teacup as a gas mask* *dies instantly, but with a touch of class*"

"As a doctor, I've never made a joke about an unvaccinated baby before but let me give it a shot."

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off"

"What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? Cheez Waz."

"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard? The Stones say ""hey you get off of my cloud!"" The Shepard says ""hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"""