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Joke of the Day
"America thought about using fat as a currency... ...but there was too much inflation."
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"Find a group doing river baptisms. Release LSD into the water upstream. Bring friends in devil costumes. Cavort and frolic on the riverbank."
"What's the difference between Helen Keller and a redneck Helen Keller got famous for not being able to read"
"A Reddit moderator walks into a bar [removed]"
"How come the only people who can open childproof lids are children? My nephew charges me two vicodin just to open the bottle."
"A wife went with her husband to his doctors appointment... Doctor: I'm gonna need a urine and stool sample. Wife (to husband): Just give him your underwear honey!!!"
"New Drinking Age in Alabama They raised the drinking age to 32 in Alabama to keep alcohol out of high schools."
"I'm not a quitter. ""Lights cigarette"""
"Every cigarette that you smoke...... ....... Takes 7 minutes off your student loan debt."
"Bummed about the early Scotland vote results. This was pretty much our best hope for seeing Shrek on a flag."