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Joke of the Day

"YOU KNOW THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PAUL WALKER AND MY COMPUTER? I ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK WHEN MY COMPUTER CRASHES."

"What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches? On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch."

"""Everything you say can and will be used against you"" should be included in marriage vows."

"If 1 in 5 Women get raped Then why don't they just travel in packs of fours?"

"How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts Wi' jamin."

"There are two muffins in an oven. The one muffin says to the other one, ""Woah, a silent muffin!"""

"What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? A lumpy milkshake."

"If you love someone, poison them a little bit each day. If they don't suspect you at all, they might be the ONE."

"How do nudists greet each other? With a bare hug."

"At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!"