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Joke of the Day

"How do you get rid of somebody? Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!"

"British English Now British English will have only 3 vowels **A I O ... ** as it has left E U .... :)"

"There is nothing worse than a broke ass high maintenance woman."

"My ex called me a peadophile... Pretty big word for a 6 year old. Edit for all the nazis: paedophile... Common typo and not the worst in the world imo"

"Why did the raisin go to the police? Because, he was a grape victim."

"Hitler was born on April 20th... cuz he was destined to blaze the jews."

"What's a tree's favourite composer called? Bach"

"[Hardware store] ME: I'll take one of those giant forks. WORKER: That's a rake. ME: I'm gonna eat so much spaghetti with that thing."

"If an Astronaut Vomits in L.E.O. If an Astronaut vomits in L.E.O., what do you call the portion of the vomit closest to the Earth? The Ralph Nadir"

"6yo lured girls to our beach umbrella by shaking a bag of Cheetos at them & it worked so guys, feel free to steal his fool-proof method."