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Joke of the Day
"What is a crocodile's favorite food? Post to /r/askscience asshole"
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"My mum tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold."
"A girl with braces learned the hard way that she shouldn't laugh during a thunderstorm."
"So a man walks into a bar His drinking problem is destroying his family"
"Damn girl, are you an ultrasound technician? Because I'd like to know what sex we're having."
"The Worst Striker by Mr Goal"
"What happened when the carrot died? There was a huge turnip at the funeral."
"I use artificial sweetener at work. I add it to everything I say to my boss."
"How do you get a fat person into bed? Piece of cake."
"What is Alzheimer's? WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Or is it false?"