111361

Joke of the Day

"Women always call me ugly,until they find out how much money I make Then,they call me ugly and poor"

"Can Happiness buy money?"

"For my niece's 7th birthday, I'm filling a pinata with a smaller pinata. When she breaks it open I'm gonna yell ""Oh God! She was pregnant!"""

"What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!"

"What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend? Baaaaaeeeee!"

"How many rednecks does it take... I don't know exactly, but a shit ton."

"TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content. But Stranger Things have happened."

"The best thing about the Transformers trilogy was the part in the first one when my brother went to go get popcorn and fell down the aisle."

"Don't joke about 9/11. My father died that day. I clearly remember what the last words he said to me were. ''Allahu Akbar''"

"-Houston, do you copy? -Houston, do you copy? -God damn it, Houston! -God damn it, Houston!"