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Joke of the Day
"Life is like toilet paper you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
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"If you want to set up and run a small company... ...that's your business"
"Why is it so windy in Texas? because New Mexico blows and Oklahoma sucks"
"The cat licks itself and it's cute. I do it and I'm ""no longer allowed in the library""."
"What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tank? Men, get in the tank."
"What was the slutty nurse looking for in October? A Hallowiener."
"A bard walks up to a bored leprechaun. How many tunes should the bard play? Fortunes."
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"""That kid..."" That kid is so nerdy, he's as classy as Frank Sinatra, haha... Wait..."
"My friend compared me to a singular cloud in an otherwise blue summer sky No one wants me around. Which admittedly is pretty great...I had no idea he thought so highly of me."