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Joke of the Day
"Girl are you a University of Phoenix degree because I'm pursuing you online and from my couch"
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"What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen Snowballs"
"How many palindromes do I know of? Not a ton"
"My son asked me what made the Fourth Crusade different from the first three. I told him it was a little unorthodox."
"(NSFW)Dating is not easy for gay men... everyone is either an asshole or a dick."
":* `*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar * `*:. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!"
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim (Say it to the tune of the Mario pipe noise)"
"What do you call a gay Chocobo? A kweer."
"If the United States government had a reality TV show... It would be called House of Tards."
"iPhones need a feature where an incoming call doesn't take up the whole screen so u can do other things while u ignore a phone call"