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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people only have nightmares? We shot the only one with a dream."
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"I asked my Pharmacist for advice on telling a rash joke.. he told me to make it topical."
"What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning? ""Go Ahead Make My Day"""
"Man: How did you compromise with your wife? Husband: She came to me on her feet. Man: and what she said? Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything..."
"I once went 11 years without Masterbating... Then I turned 12"
"An alcoholic walks into a bar every day... His entire life is a joke."
"Why are midgets so skinny? Because they eat h*elf*ally"
"Fuck! I have to fly to California to prevent a forest fire. THIS IS TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY!"
"What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist? A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store."
"And on the third day, Jesus came back. Because he accidentally left one of his edge trimmers in my backyard."