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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleeping pizza? a *piZZZa* haha someone pls date me"
Next Joke
"My nephew asked, ""What's the secret to a long life?"" I said, ""Never order vegetarian in Texas"""
"will be tailgating outside the art museum tomorrow. needed: 6 people to paint their chests & help me spell out PICASSO"
"What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!"
"i like dropping off a tweet to FB & watch as everyone cautiously forms a circle around it, looking confused while prodding it with a stick."
"My roadside emergency kit is a black wig, a disco ball and a bottle of vodka. Might as well have fun while I wait to be murdered."
"What if we all do not exist and God is alone just imagining us?"
"What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom? r/showerthoughts"
"What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs? A condescending con, descending."
"Have you heard about Will.i.am's new sitcom? My Name Is URL"