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Joke of the Day
"Gravity makes a terrible friend. It's always holding you down."
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"Its been almost ten years so I feel I can make this joke now. What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching? Oh, Phuket!"
"You don't see many dog librarians. Probably because of the barking."
"[throws wine bottle into vineyard] ""Go, be with your family."""
"What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie? Kabamouflage"
"Fighter plane escorts a passenger jet in to Manchester airport as the pilot reported a suspicious item on board. The United team bringing back a trophy this season."
"What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves? Raisin bran"
"Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"What do you call a pair of crows? An attempted murder."
"[OC] Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur? They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto."