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Joke of the Day
"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association"
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"Why are chickens racist? They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan"
"If they made a movie of my life it would be a lot of me looking for something to wipe my hands on."
"Why did Jesus die on the cross? He forgot the safe-word."
"There's 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"What is the most sensitive part of a man's body while he is masturbating? His ears."
"I almost died trying to brush my teeth with my left hand."
"The worst part about working with a bunch of dicks... ...is they tend to rub off on you."
"A duck was about to cross the road when a chicken said.. ""dont do it man, you will never hear the end of it"""
"""I really wish you'd post more 4sq checkins & tumblr links"" -no one on Twitter ever"