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Joke of the Day
"There's 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
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"Why did Mickey Mouse leave Minnie Mouse? She was fuckin' Goofy."
"Can a woman make a man a millionaire? Yeah, if he's a billionaire to begin with.."
"It's better to be the first lover than a third wife."
"Give a man a cow, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to cow, and you've probably invented some crazy new dance called the cow'."
"""Welcome to money management. Have you all paid your $200 entrance fee?"" ""Yes"" ""Excellent, never give money to strangers. Class dismissed"""
"the biggest problem facing feminism today is when I cant find my car. how are we supposed to get anywhere when I dont know where my car is"
"What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins? Fred."
"What is cold, grey, and ugly? Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno."
"What can relax you and drown you at the same time? A one-hour facial."