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"What You're Saying with Your Drink Choice Lol"
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"If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring? The pilgrims."
"Staying at my daughter's place again this weekend. Can't wait till 3am so I can wake her to tell her there's a moth in my room."
"I'm quitting modelling, I need more job security so I'm going to become a princess."
"What do you call a reptile...? What do you call a reptile who says ""But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time""? [The Wonderful Lizard of Pause](/spoiler)"
"Did you hear the rumour about butter? Never mind, I better not spread it."
"Why was the road in so much pain? Because it has a carpool tunnel."
"Treat your relationships as you would your teeth, daily attention and they could last a lifetime, too bad the same can't be said for hair."
"Knock knock [OC] Who's there? Bloop Bloop who Gross! what did you eat?"
"What's long and hard and full of ""SEE-MEN""? A submarine, obviously."