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Joke of the Day
"What You're Saying with Your Drink Choice Lol"
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"I want to die like my grandfather . ..peaceful . . . ready to go. Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car"
"I get a little too excited when I hear the sound of sizzling fajitas go by."
"I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, however when I got home I found that all the pages were blank! I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"How do You Tell if a Woman is a Feminist If the boring clothes, weight problem, lack of makeup or angry demeanour doesn't give it away, she'll tell you within 2 minutes."
"A reposted joke walks into a bar... It gets downvoted into submission"
"I got hit by a truck with a camouflage paint job. It came out of nowhere."
"what's for dinner? ME: indian we had indian last night ME: i know, but i forgot to do the 'i see a little sillhouetto of a naan' joke so"
"Me on the toilet: HEY I NEED SOME TOILET PAPER 6: *running around dressed like a mummy* we're all out"
"Don't believe in climate change, rap fans? Tell that to Vanilla Slush, Water Cube, and LL Warm J."